patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

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witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

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